I have pneumonia.
Yep, pneumonia. I know, I know only old-timey people and AIDS patients get pneumonia! Not true. I know. Because I have it.
I have never been this sick in my entire life.
It's miserable. I can't take deep breaths.
Oh and last week I had the flu.
This week, though...pneumonia.
So, I'll be back once all this pneumonia and stuff's gone.